this fucking never fails to make me laugh
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
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Thank You Bagel Jesus
They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!
STARSHIP TROOPERS / 1997 / PAUL VERHOEVEN
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